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Roleplaying on OmegleYou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You and the stranger both like Hetalia .
Stranger: che! stupid fratello?
You: Ve, Fratello~
Stranger: ..hmph ciao.
You: *Huggles* How are you~?
Stranger: g-get off me jerk!! *mumbles* fine.
Stranger: how are you fratello?..
You: *Lets go* Aw, so grumpy~ I'm great, thanks for asking~
You: Why are you in a bad mood like always? What happened when you were at big brother Spain's house, ve?
Stranger: The tomato bastard tugged my curl today..che!
You: He did? But he does know what happens when you pull it... Maybe... Um I can't think of why he would do that!
Stranger: d-don t you dare pull it fratello..
You: Don't worry, I know how it feels when mine is pulled, so I won't~ Maybe big brother Spain likes you?
Stranger: c-chigi!! no way he would!
You: Why do you say that? He's always talking about you, and how you're adorable, and silly, and stubborn...
Stranger: .....*blushes* a-and what about you and that
My Little Pony-The Fuck Terror Of The SnowThe Fuck Terror Of The Snow
It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Pinkie Pie and Twilight Sparkle went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Pinkie Pie hit Twilight Sparkle in her but with a big fucking iceball. It hurt a lot, but Pinkie Pie kissed it happily and then it was all better.
Then they decided to make a snow man.
"We'll make a really sexy snow man!" Pinkie Pie said.
"Why don't we make a snow woman instead?" Twilight Sparkle said. "That would be more make out and politically correct."
"I know," Pinkie Pie said. "We can make a snow dolphin. That way, we don't have to worry about gender politics."
So they rolled the snow up sexily and made a new snow dolphin. Pinkie Pie put on a Cupcakes for the leg. The dolphin was almost as big as Twilight Sparkle.
"It looks nice," Pinkie Pie said cutely. "But it seems like it's missing something."
"Here," Twilight Sparkle said and held up a love Books. "I found this on Canada." She put
mechanici want to kiss every aching wound you have,
bandage your heart every time it bleeds,
and patch up your mind over and over
because not a single tear deserves to fall
from your brandy-drenched eyes
but this dripping heart of mine can only feel
and the healing honey words it flames get caught
in the back of my throat and on the roof of my mouth
so i only have these passionate guttural cries
to tell you that i care all too much
and in order to fix you up again,
i would need to tear myself to tatters
and trade all of my working parts
for your leftover, fading pieces
but i just haven’t figured out how.
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